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Sound Demotivational Poster

IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are

TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm

more like masturbation than homo***uality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-*** relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.

TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am

SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!



TAGS: appearance light sound logic stupid
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:48 am
LMAO not the chick in the pic, I was referring to SPalin
Reality Lord - January 30, 2012, 7:39 am

cou***...? omg she's so young she's almost too cute to spank hard....almost...:)
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 10:00 pm
and she's some h** piece of coug*r too ! hey RL, sup ?
Reality Lord - January 29, 2012, 9:38 pm

i'd argue the point that she's very bright and knew exactly what she was doing...and got the job :)
djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 8:28 pm
This poster captures my thoughts back when Sarah Palin was introduced. Good show. 5L
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 2:32 pm
rick d5555p in the house !
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 1:58 pm
Cheers! :) . . . Still, I don't think the real House would approve your comment if taken literally . . . ;D
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 1:41 pm
r5ck in the house !


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
****tails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


TAGS: evil ultrasound
Rating: 4.69/5

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jedimonk - May 17, 2012, 8:41 am
Macho Man Randy Savage, is that you?!? This may be enough to turn me Buddist

real musicians -

TAGS: beautiful sound musicians
Rating: 4.43/5

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chickenlittle - June 12, 2014, 10:01 pm
Yeah it's a pretty powerful ph**o. To add to LG's summary: his name was Diego, he was from a very poor and violent region of Brazil. His music teacher and mentor helped him escape that. Sadly, this boy died a year later from acute leukemia.
lgvernon - June 12, 2014, 12:26 pm

This child is weeping as he plays at the funeral of his music teacher.~True story.
GaryO - June 12, 2014, 8:25 am
Dang. This goes straight to the heart.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds

TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


TAGS: johnny depp awesome sound
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mikeipee

knowitall - August 18, 2009, 11:55 am
lol hockey, what a joke of a sport.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Have a blast!!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:43 pm
Ok, now that's amsome! Six Flags!!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:41 pm
Agdaniele, I'm outta here. Don't eat yellow ice! Takin' nik on a long overdue trip to six flags tom!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:40 pm
AHHHH...Maybe we're finally beginning to get each other's written word.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:37 pm
And especially in hockey... ruins all of the shifts... more delicate than other sports.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:32 pm
He he! Becoming!!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:30 pm
As far as hockey goes, you couldn't be more correct. It's crap! So many guys that although weren't "productive" they fit into the overall scheme of the team. Next thing you know you've got a whole new group with the exception of the 4-5 core players.
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:28 pm
Don't beg. It's not very becoming.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:22 pm
d***! Ok, but how 'bout later? Nazi me then? Please?
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
Naaaaaaah.... you want it too much!
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:13 pm
Nazi me buddy!!
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's a shame that hockey is turning into every other sport now... with free agency and greedy players. Can't keep a team together long enough to gel anymore.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
I don't make it a habit to "nazi" those I get along with. Italian thing... turn a blind eye, you know?
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:10 pm
They don't know what they're talking aboot. Catfish? *seanism*
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
I'm just saying...They said his chances of staying in Philly are slim. Most likely he'll be traded to *gasp* Rangers, Devils, or *wince* Penguins!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
You talkin to ME? You talkin to ME? Hey, I'm just the messenger.
MO - June 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
shmee agent! He's not goin anywhere!!! You scured me. Thought he got the trade or something serious!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
Go ahead aggy! I can take it!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:58 pm
FINGERS...you hush your wh*** fingers!!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:57 pm
Free agent....
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
I've done my best to curb it... working double-time as grammar and spelling nazi. There's too much opportunity here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:56 pm
Not noble knuble! You hush your wh*** mouth!! How? Why? NOOOOO!
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Ooo and my advice is to follow Agdanieles lead on the Nazi thing....good role model for all fakers to follow!!
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:54 pm
Relax. I'll get there. And if you really want to cry, then I'll tell you that we have a really good chance of losing Knuble:(
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:52 pm
And on a personal note....Pack your **** woman!! Tonight!! 10am...got it??
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:50 pm
Sniff...so proud!! You'll do just fine. Just don't be too rough on me....I've got a mean case of the derk derks when I'm spelling....
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:46 pm
I know, but it's a little pet peeve. If you're trying to prove how awesome you are, you might want to BE awesome while you're doing it.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 10:41 pm
It's a tough and thankless service... it'll bury you here.
MO - June 30, 2009, 10:38 pm
Careful...once you go down the Nazi road there's no turning back!! Or as some would say....they'res no...
Nik - June 30, 2009, 10:32 pm
More awesome THAN you?! I don't believe it.
Woody - June 30, 2009, 10:31 pm
He is awesome, more awesome then me!!
BriaHere - June 23, 2009, 4:30 pm
Indeed Mr Depp, Indeed.
The Night Flower - June 23, 2009, 2:48 pm


TAGS: pimp hand sound
Rating: 3.85/5

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rnbw00 - June 14, 2011, 5:39 pm
Loved this movie, and can't wait for the DVD in 2 weeks.

TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!

Youthfully Challenged -

TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)

CHESS - If you start making your own sound effects, it's probably not the game for you.

TAGS: chess game sound
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:10 am
I guess the next time someone does that at a chess tournament, it'll be OK for us all to do it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:04 am
What about, “Doomdy doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doom, doom, doom, doomdy doomdy doom…” ?

THE WEBER FISSION GRILL - better drink that beer quickly

TAGS: well done sound good
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:54 pm
WTF BBQ? That's WTF BBQ! 5L!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:58 pm
Ah...the W80 free fall grill. Fully amsome Airman...5Fallout shelters and a fav for you!
Dirtball - May 20, 2010, 1:58 pm
Killer Crocs dude

Smiles -

TAGS: smiles suburban paranoia soundgarden
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:53 am
Well that's just creepy, Bobb. 5L
falloutghoul - September 20, 2013, 7:47 am
Black Hole 5un, won't you come...


SOUND FX - In Motiland Everyone can hear you scream We just don't care enough to do anything about it

TAGS: sound fx scream homer munch
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by house

chumley - June 4, 2011, 1:42 pm
Bart is missing...
house - June 3, 2011, 7:42 am
LOLZ verdeckt. I just planned ahead as I know i won't be around to submit on the weekend
Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:08 am
Woah.. how far ahead of our american friends is your part of Australia :D

MACH 1 -

TAGS: speed of sound
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by Airman

SOUNDTRACK OF LIFE - Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought.

TAGS: soundtrack of life
Rating: 4.38/5

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forseti - May 6, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 touchy music-angels!

THE ELDERLY - Senior citizens are uncomfortable when the volume is at any even number under 40.

TAGS: tv elderly humor didyouknow sound
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

spypengen - April 30, 2012, 9:38 am
5L and I feel uncomfortable when the volume is not on a multiple of 5

Top 3 -

TAGS: clothes conjugal visits sound fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

demon001 - January 26, 2014, 10:15 pm
What's a "POILCE" car?
- January 14, 2014, 6:19 pm
#11. Thought she was eighteen
GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:05 am
4. Man, bytch can box 5. You can’t touch strippers? 6. Ittybittyt****s….and my hands 7. ‘Got milk?’, nice one 8. Just sayin’, my a** 9. We’re phuct aren’t we. 10. I hate youforthis, Ism

See This Hear That -

TAGS: onomatopoeia calendar motifake sounds
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

chickenlittle - October 5, 2013, 10:01 pm
Haha that's awesome Greeny! 5 quacks from me!! :D
spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:45 pm
*beep* that's pretty *beep*ing funny - over *beep* 5
Sho - October 4, 2013, 1:42 pm
5/f XD
GaryO - October 4, 2013, 8:57 am
There’s only one Greeny…
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:19 am
Clever and genius...and a bit nutty. That's our Greeny. 5L
falloutghoul - October 4, 2013, 7:26 am


Don't Be Fooled -



TAGS: mods timmys zombies rerun sounds like a b grade movie
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Kilted - February 22, 2012, 3:34 am
Is that art from something? I love a good zombie comic.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 1:32 am
RLord, which art in he….wait, yeah, this is art
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:57 pm

One would have to have met me to know that, um.....nevermind.
gas - February 21, 2012, 12:41 pm
brilliant xD
Feasibly - February 21, 2012, 9:20 am
I see Rerun's been picking at his sores again.
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:51 am
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:12 am
Cranky put that leg bone down!!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 12:52 am
Om nom nom nom... need5 5alt... om nom nom...

Life's Soundtrack -

TAGS: soundtrack life looney tunes music
Rating: 4.43/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2014, 3:00 am
I keep mine on my iPhone.

THX - For Inaudible Dialogue and Ear-Splitting Sound Effects

TAGS: thx speakers sounds lucasfilm deaf
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 3:58 am
Thanks guys.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:33 pm
I first remember seeing THX at the intro to Jurassic Park... Truer words have rarely been written, Cynic...
GaryO - September 13, 2012, 3:14 pm
Hah! amen brother

I LOST MY HEAD TO DAY; WILL YOU CRY FOR ME? - I lost my head to day; will you cry for me?

TAGS: soundgarden
Rating: 4.33/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 2:16 pm
Thanks! Soundgarden for ever!
rerun - March 9, 2013, 9:28 am


MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - it takes years of dedicated practice to master them


TAGS: kindred spirits woulda sounded tooooo g**
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - December 19, 2009, 12:25 am
On a lighter note... 5L - this is.... poetry.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 11:55 pm
Dun...dun...DUN! BTW, 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:14 pm
I've got it narrowed to two IP addresses.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:13 pm
We're anxiously waiting for the results.
agdaniele - December 18, 2009, 11:12 pm
Insta 1L from someone... oh, this'll be good.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 11:02 pm
Ah, true love.


TAGS: calendar twilight soundtrack rainbow
Rating: 3.67/5

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Verdeckt - July 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
Woah! Never thought Motifake attacted the Twihard element.


TAGS: june challenge what if sight sound taste touch smell
Rating: 3.55/5

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Bemxuu - July 25, 2011, 5:21 am
My pick would be my sense of humour. It's the only one that would help me to bare with absense of others.
PhxDebbie - June 8, 2010, 9:03 am
I'm gonna have to put my 5L's on sight.
Anonymous2 - June 5, 2010, 2:14 am
I'd be leaning towards hearing, but tasting would be a close second. Seeing, smelling, and feeling are out. It all comes down to hearing where you could possibly still communicate, or tasting, for bacon's sake.


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, f*** it... 5L

LED ZEP... UH WOLFMOTHER - Because coming up with your own unique sound can hard


TAGS: hint the birds has no soundtack
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:47 pm
Just so you know.....The herb misses you.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 12:45 pm

beverage for me, no longer do the weed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 11, 2010, 12:34 pm
You and Rerun must have had the same beverages last night. Or you bought your weed in Canada.
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2010, 12:25 pm
God i just saw how retarded i can be when making **** in a hurry

PELOSI - 1 -


TAGS: spherical maybe but that wouldnt sound as colloquial
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - October 19, 2009, 3:29 pm
but more than hope, helps one be creative!
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
Beer and hope?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:17 pm
How were we gonna get that big hockey stick up there now?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 3:13 pm
Totally not a secret weapon of mass destruction. Totally. We only built it to open massive kegs easier.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 3:11 pm
Ix nay on the ake over tay alk tay. Yeah, how aboot that robotic arm? Quite the thing...
Zed - October 19, 2009, 3:05 pm
It's useful for NASA, rare as shuttle launches are these days.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
WTF good is Florida?The last thing we need is a bunch of Aggy's relatives selling Tacos and oranges and cluttering up out Home Hardware parking lots.....and all those geriatric Jews?....they're used to concentration camps.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:49 pm
The beaver is prepared and ready to strike.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:45 pm
The moose is loose, when the snowman smiles. *wink wink*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
Hush, hush. They're infiltrating Georgia and Florida as we speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:42 pm
No one but Canucks on at the moment.........should we discuss the "take over" plans?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:41 pm
Or Newfoundland.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
It's mine as much as yours......I just wish you selfish Bastards would share nice with the rest of the country (Not Quebec).
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Shhhhhhhh don't let the Americans know that us Canadians can actually drive.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Heh, you'd rather be riding a bicycle in winter than using our lovely, dirty oil?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:39 pm
Great, Sean's online....He's from southern Ontario....we can all hate him.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:38 pm
and you're from Transcona...*vomits*
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
Yea but hes from Edmonton. *snicker*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:37 pm
You guys should get together for appletinis.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:36 pm
Wait a minute....you're BOTH Oil hogs........Shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:35 pm
They have no squirrels in Calgary....they all drowned in the oil pits......How's that tax free life treating ya?.....Oil Hog.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Random has squirrels in his head? That's why you put peanuts up your nose? Hm...wonder what they do with the shells?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
Sitting in a chair fer 12 hours.....sounds tough............I have no sympathy for you, I work for a living.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:34 pm
See? Life is full of coincidences like that. It's f***ing creepy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
Wouldn't there be horses and Cows talking to you?.....wait,....there is a cow talking to you....creepy.......
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:32 pm
I have no clue. I'm tired as hell and in the middle of a 12 hour school day writing a science paper worth 30% of my grade. I'm just a bit everywhere right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:31 pm
lol@Spacedog......WTF are you talking aboot Random?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:30 pm
Looks like the fishy got away. I'm surprised none jumped on this poster for the whole Jesus being "d***ed", just the shape got noticed.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
At least the voices in their heads tend to say nice stuff. I have to deal with two incompetent squirrels and one very blood thirsty turtle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:27 pm
We shouldn't make fun.....Religious people have enough problems.....What with the schizophrenia and all.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:15 pm
If I'm drunk enough, I'd probably laugh a little. Does that count?
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:14 pm
Cool. And they use FISH as a symbol right? I wonder if they used nets or hooks or both. *lets out more line*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 2:13 pm
But since "Jesus" never really existed and Religion is all fiction....could he really have read it............If a faith falls in a forest, and no one is around.....Does anyone really care?
Wheels - October 19, 2009, 2:00 pm
The OLD Testament IS the Jewish Bible. Moses, 10 Commandments, The Ark, etc. It was around when Jesus was born. The NEW testament is the Christian bible, and they also use the Old as well.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:49 pm
Not sure but I think the old testament was around, and the new one had to get updates like on twitter.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 1:38 pm
Wasn't the bible written after the "death" of Jesus.....I'm unsure because it lacks continuity like many other works of fiction.
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:34 pm
Circles are two dimensional.
Anonymous2 - October 19, 2009, 12:44 pm
Isaiah 40:22 starts off "He sits enthroned above the circle of the earth." Any Bible reader would know that the earth is round, unless you're saying Jesus never read the Bible.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
Teabagged like they've never been teabagged before or after.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:48 pm
I'd be more concerned for North Korea!
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:27 pm
His finger IS on mexico, isn't it? Hmmmmm...
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:26 pm
Looks like he's also kinda fond of Mexico ... must be planning a little hiatus from the Messiah biz.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Although rumored as historically inaccurate, it's a 5L for motifake humor.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 11:23 pm
Jesus didn't belong to any church, nor would he.
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 11:20 pm
Sean... Sean... Sean... The Church NEVER claimed that the earth was anything but round. The thought that they did was a peice of fantasy myth written by Washington Irving in his account of Christopher Columbus' life.

why my life needs danger music! -

Falling -

The truth -

TAGS: r2d2 from the sound emitters of droids come words of wisdom
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - February 8, 2015, 3:22 pm
Yes, yes it is. It's earned.
Silverheart - February 8, 2015, 12:38 pm
That's some high praise, there.
Oldsod - February 8, 2015, 11:27 am
...wasn't that a Cyndi Lauper song?
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 10:13 am
HAH! Rather Airman like. Simple...causes a mental grin